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Realistic Baby Geniuses
Realistic Baby Geniuses
It was a modestly quiet day in the baby-themed amusement park. Why childless adults or even investors would think such a park was a good idea in the first place is anyone’s guess, but there it was. Beneath the dome of the primary facility, pedestrians were walking to and fro and enjoying the many… peculiar sights. There were dinosaurs, a park-wide rollercoaster, and many more things most people would consider too extreme for children younger than ten.
One unassuming man with a cropped haircut and a nice dress suit had just purchased a chocolate ice cream. He gave it a lick as he regarded the park’s patrons. The man smiled and returned greetings when offered, but he’d go right back to scowling when no one was watching. He didn’t want to be here, and he took comfort in the fact that he hadn’t purchased a ticket. For all the illegal experimentation Baby Co was up to, their security had been surprisingly lax. However, the bizarre
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They Finally Caught One :iconlordmep:lordmep 2 3
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Samurai Jack Movie Idea
The bar was a simple establishment with soft sleepy music and only a moderate stench. It was a buzz with the murmur of patrons, humans and aliens alike. Most were simple fishermen, but all knew better than to cross the invisible line where the seedier lot assembled. Bounty hunters mostly, with scars, mismatched armor, and weapons on display to make themselves look intimidating. A bartender lazily washed a glass as he regarded them. He could tell that even the fishermen weren’t buying the act. True that it wasn’t so long ago when even the word “bounty hunter” would strike fear in the hearts of most, but those days were gone now, along with all the biggest baddest bruisers who had given the name such weight.
A man pushed the door open. He wore a white robe which most would mistake for a gown. Though the robe was loose around his body, the bartender figured he had a fairly small build. By his side he held a simple and small sword; not terribly eye-catching as it wa
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Twas the Night Before Exams
Twas the night before exams and all across the room;
I was preparing for tomorrow’s terrible doom.
My homework was covered in words and numbers;
I was longing for the time when I would saw lumbers.
I sat for so long in that terrible chair;
My fears and worries, I simply couldn’t bear.
Mother and Father sat lazily on the couch;
Watching TV, I heard someone say ouch.
I drifted off into merciful slumber;
And dreamed of tomorrow’s terrible blunder.
Away to first period, I ran in a pack;
I stopped in pure horror at the giant paper stack.
No light could enter that dull dreary room;
I sat at my table patiently, awaiting my doom.
When what to my wondering eyes should I see?
The questions on the test were quite easy to me.
I whizzed through the test and made quite a fuss;
I was certain I would get an A plus plus.
I zipped through each test with confidence and ease;
Certain my parents would have to be pleased.
I woke up instantly, bedhead and dreary;
As I realized it was a drea
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Hunters and Hunted :iconlordmep:lordmep 6 9
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Make me a sammich, Princess Luna :iconlordmep:lordmep 3 0
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Prince Nemo of Slumberland 1
“Hurry!” The boy with the goggles called out over the scream of the train. “Shovel faster, Nemo. Faster, or we’ll slow down.”
The boy in white pajamas did as he was told, stabbing his shovel into the pile of coal and carrying his haul over to the furnace. Everything about this situation felt wrong. The shaking of the train compromised his ability to walk steady, meaning less than half of his shovel’s contents made it to their destination. Dropped coals hurt as they stabbed into his bare feet, but he knew he had to press on regardless. The furnace blasted him with wave after wave of offensive heat each time the door opened. Nemo knew he had to time his shovels just right, lest his remaining coals miss their target.
“Hurry!” The boy with the goggles called out once more. “I can see it now.”
Those words caused Nemo’s heart to sink. He didn’t know what it was, but the look of terror on the other boy’s face
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Sustaining Curiosity :iconlordmep:lordmep 4 16
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Adjustments in Ponyville
“Here’s something I don’t get.” Said the hovering black Pegasus as they approached the outskirts of the town. “How exactly does one build a civilization without opposable thumbs?”
The brown pony held up his hoof in answer. “Like this.” Fel smiled proudly as he held a stick firmly with his fingerless hoof.
“How are you doing that, my lord?” The white unicorn named Noel asked. “Are you able to stretch again?”
“No.” Fel said with a grown. “And I’m not sure how. Let’s just chalk this up to the unexplained mysteries of magical talking horses.”
“I guess.” Isaac conceded as they neared the first buildings. He made no comment at Fel’s sudden ducking behind barrels. Even without his echo-location, all of Isaac’s other senses had been honed to make him a skilled tracker, allowing him to follow Fel’s movements exactly.
Fel darted clear across the street to hide
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We all know VR is inevitable and games like Sword Art Online, .Hack, and all other derivatives will be soon to follow. But you want to know what would be super awesome? Retro VR. Why play SAO when you could instead go back and play a universally acclaimed classic from our collective childhood, like Jak and Daxter? You'd be able to collect orbs, channel eco, and punch boxes! But more than that, what if you could do all that and more? What if you felt that Sandover village was too small and in need of an expansion? What if there was a way to convince Kiera to go on adventures with you, or make Daxter more likable, or fulfill any one of a thousand other wishes we've all had with our favorite games?

Basically I'm asking for a Star Trek holo deck where people can go in, indulge in whatever kind of scenario tickles their fancy at the moment, and even mod the hell out of it just for funzies. Alas, specifics like Jak and Daxter are probably a no-go because of copyright reasons, but the sentiment still holds. Also, to continue on this bummer train of thought, any sufficiently engaging VR system will pave the way for all the problems Scifi writers have warned us about for decades like brain hacks for inception or retrieval, murder, likely a Matrix of some sort, and the ever present threat of trolls.

I've been thoroughly scared straight of all of these that VR isn't really a risk I think I'll likely ever be willing to take, but the idea is still neat.

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Vanetias Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2017  Student
Ello there, how is everything going for ya? Its been awhile.
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lordmep Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
So long, in fact, that I don't recognize your name or icon.
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Vanetias Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student
Yeah lol. Anything new from your groups?
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lordmep Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
I guess the only answer is to go and see for yourself.
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lordmep Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Do I know who that is?
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I was just spreading news but he was a rock n roll innovator and pioneer. his career did not end until his death
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