Originally this started out as a simple joke I told to encouage my girlfriend to go see the Halo movie should one ever be released. Then I decided to go into a bit more depth and this happened.

The joke was inspired by littlekuriboh.

Please comment and point out any inaccuracies you may find.

I don't own Halo.

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